December 2010
12 posts
“hey reddit name some of your most famous ancestors”
-mitochondrial evolution
I see what you did there
family is fucking me over on every level right now. fuck this shit. LET ME FREE.
"...today, I didn't even have to use my A.K."
I Rode Eliza to Bart in quite the foggy weather, unsure of whether God was going to let loose his magic piss upon the City.
Luckily I arrived at Bart, ran into the car just as it was closing, only to hear a familiar “VOOOO!”, brother Mahir was in the house, loaded with bags. Fool’s heading to New York never to come home, at least not for the rest of break. Good thing I ran...
she shot me
I was contemplating on writing a long essay about this but the nausea that would ensue would be too much to bear.
soooooooooooooooooooooo…..
I love you so much Elaine.
Never again will you indulge in any form of happiness during finals. You just fucked up your whole fucking quarter dumbass.
-Sincerely Me.
i’m all scatter brained and jittery from this coffee. I feel invincible.
….fuck yea.
